SELAMAT HARI RAYA – MALAYSIAKINI

Selamat Hari Raya to all Malaysiakini & Malaysia-Today readers as well as those still without Internet access.

Don’t worry you can move to Penang next year where they will give you free access, you only need to find a PC.

This Raya we mustn’t forget about the unfortunate people as well as eggs. Yes! eat less eggs this Raya so more poor people can get theirs cheaper without over inflated price. Those in prison and ISA may get to enjoy 4 eggs instead of 2 this Raya if we helped out.

Also to all child killers, robbers, rapist & corrupted figures, you are welcomed to celebrate as this country doesn’t put real dangerous people in jail or ISA just align yourself with any BN party you’ll be in safe hands.

We must also thanks BN for all inflated prices in the market after the fuel subsidy reduced and for much better public transportation than we have in 1941. Everything is up but we know its for our own good so we eat less spend less and save less as well.

Thank goodness somethings do come down and that’s our KLSE yahooo…… so now many of us poor people can buy stocks since its dirty cheap and surely we can achieve more than 50% NEP levels by 2020.

For our Chinese Muslims friends this must be the greatest Raya cause you just got approval to build a CHINESE MOSQUE! yeh! talk about UMNO-PAS worrying about non-bumi getting more MP seats in parliament. Lets forget about that MP seats man, lets build more CHINESE MOSQUE! and make more Chinese masuk Melayu so we all can be a family and enjoy NEP forever. Since many Indians Melayus (Mamak) why not more Chinese Melayus (Cimak). Talk about Bangsa Malaysia won’t this be great?

Last but not least a special RAYA dedication to our True Malay, Chinese, Indian dan Lain-lain Hero – A beach dedicated to RPK its called the FREE RPK – Bitch!

FREE RPK BEACH

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